break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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