I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
her vagine was all disorganized.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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