All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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