i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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