bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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