Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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