Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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