C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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