I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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