If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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