i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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