Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
