Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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