you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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