Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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