Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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