Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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