I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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