so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Randomize
