She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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