The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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