I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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