He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she smelled like a LAN party
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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