I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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