If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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