escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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