so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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