Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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