Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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