There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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