his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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