but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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