Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i need some magic done to my vagina
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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