i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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