literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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