I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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