Whod you bang
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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