Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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