I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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