those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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