it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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