There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
