he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
After tacos, we're chasing women.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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