Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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