Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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