Cold hands, warm shart.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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