Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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