Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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