He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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