I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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