im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
