Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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