We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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