We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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