i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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