It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
either way he was missing a nipple.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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