It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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